Giants Rookie Daniel Susac Goes 3-for-3, Traumatizes Family Member For Life
San Francisco Giants rookie Daniel Susac had a hell of a debut at the plate on Thursday. Before he got doused with Gatorade – and got his local reporter’s laptop obliterated in the process – Susac had a three-for-three night with a walk thrown in for good measure. As you would expect, there were plenty […]
Atlanta Falcons New Jerseys Are Bland, Blah, And Boring
Anything would be an upgrade from the uniforms the Falcons have been wearing since 2020, especially those hideous gradient jerseys that only lasted a few seasons. But the reveal of their new uniforms this week left me staring at the screen saying, “That’s it? Really?” The Falcons said that this uniform design process took two […]
Giants Fan Brutally Roasts The Mets, And It Backfired
Sometimes, fans will heckle and not many people hear what they say. Other times, their roasts get broadcast for all the world to enjoy. The New York Mets were in the middle of a beat down of the San Francisco Giants, continuing a less than ideal start for the Bay Area team. While we have […]
Geno Auriemma Shows He’s A Sore Loser After ‘Handshake’ Meltdown With Dawn Staley
INDIANAPOLIS – Geno Auriemma couldn’t believe what had transpired before the game. For most of Friday night’s first Women’s Final Four semifinal, South Carolina flat-out manhandled UConn in the paint. But instead of focusing on that, Auriemma zeroed in on something else entirely: a handshake, berating officials and a ripped jersey. I was sitting in […]
Dawn Staley Vows To “Beat Geno’s Ass” In Wild Courtside Clip Of UConn-South Carolina Scuffle
We had DRAMA in the world of women’s college basketball Friday night, and it centered around two of the sport’s biggest names. Geno Auriemma, and Dawn Staley. That’s right. Two legends. Well, really one legend (Geno), and another one that will probably get there at some point. No offense to Dawn. Well, OK. A little […]
‘Does Not Run The Big 12’: Brett Yormark Fires Back At Billionaire Texas Tech Regent Cody Campbell
Cody Campbell has rapidly become one of the most important figures in college football, almost singlehandedly responsible for the rapid rise of the Texas Tech Red Raiders program. After years of mediocrity, without a single nine-win season or better since the magical 2008 Graham Harrell, Michael Crabtree season under head coach Mike Leach, Texas Tech […]
Konnor Griffin Delivers In MLB Debut After Signing Record-Breaking Contract With Pittsburgh Pirates
Pittsburgh Pirates fans aren’t known for having reasons to cheer. They haven’t made the postseason since the 2015 season, which ended in a 4-0 loss in the wild card game to the Chicago Cubs. The Pirates last won a playoff game in 2013, and haven’t won a playoff series longer than a single game since […]
Super Lib Politicians Get Booed Out Of The Building At Red Sox Home Opener
A politician showing up to a sporting event is usually a pretty good indicator of how they’re perceived. Sure, sometimes it’s not always totally accurate. A UFC crowd is more likely to be favorable to President Trump than a WNBA crowd, but I have to think that an MLB crowd would likely be a more […]
ESPN Personality Calls LeBron A ‘Gentrifier’ For Disliking Memphis
ESPN personality David Dennis Jr. took issue with LeBron James criticizing travel to Memphis and suggesting that the Grizzlies relocate, pointing out the city is home to the National Civil Rights Museum. Good grief. “I’m f*****g 41 years old, you think I want to do that sh*t being in Memphis on a random a** Thursday,” […]
Rashee Rice Did Not Violate NFL Policy Over Social Media Allegations, But Situation Remains Unclear
Rashee Rice can exhale — for now. The Kansas City Chiefs wide receiver is free from the specter of an NFL violation of the Personal Conduct Policy after the league investigated online allegations of domestic violence. The league concluded this week that “There was insufficient evidence to support a finding that he violated the personal […]